Why Does It Always Rain On Me?

Here Lies Philip J. Fry, The Original Martian. Named For His Uncle To Carry On His Spirit.

This is the ’90s summed up in one picture…

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I miss Friends :(
This is how I feel literally all the time…
Going to have to get the tissues out again damn you Futurama why do you make me so sad!
Goodnight sweet prince.

“Sometimes it’s better to push someone away, not because you stopped loving that someone but because you have to shield yourself from pain.”

Futurama can be so sad sometimes…
“Okay, how ya doing? I’m Lloyd, and we’re gonna watch the movie Cocoon. I’ve never actually seen it, but I heard it’s very good, it makes you happy, that’s a good thing. It’s about a group of older people who go to outer space… hope I didn’t give anything away there.”
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tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Is pussy inanimate?

“I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can’t remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world’s still there.”

—   Leonard Shelby, Memento, 2000
Pep Guardiola showing off his fashion know-how,